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Lesson for the day...

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David
I think I want to start a thread, hopefully that will reach record-breaking lengths, about posters' "Lesson For The Day". I love putting humorous quotes like this on Facebook.

Lesson for the Day..... don't try to reset a mousetrap while drunk.
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hilandr
So do we all post lessons, or are you posting one lesson/day? If you want us to post, here is one from me:

"Seek out people with different beliefs and views of the world to yours and get to know their side of the story, it might sway your perspective."
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David
I want everyone to post. Post quotes, lessons, motivations, etc. Just keep posting. I am anxious to see how long this thread gets.
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Stratojaxter
If you think the grass is greener on the other side, it's probably because there's more crap to fertilize it.
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rliles
If it's manmade, it WILL break or wearout.
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David
The amount of alcohol consumption one day, has a direct affect on the amount of pressure of the cranium the next day.
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Stratojaxter
I don't care how old you get, the smell of crayons still makes you smile. :)
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David
If you flick a cigarette or match in a pail of water to extinguish it, make sure its water and not gasoline.
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hilandr
Work eight hours and sleep eight hours and make sure they are not the same eight hours.:D
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hotshott
Never trust a woman or a government.
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David
Before starting your car, make sure there's no cat resting someone under the hood.
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Shooter
My lessons today? Happy wife happy life. Learn it. Love it. Don't forget it.
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LT2108
austin said:
my lessons today? Happy wife happy life. Learn it. Love it. Don't forget it.
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+1000........
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Shooter
Austin said:
My lessons today? Happy wife happy life. Learn it. Love it. Don't forget it.
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You're an idiot who does not take his own advice.

Repeat after me "Yes Dear".
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A
When you decide to seek greener pastures, you realize that you are too old to climb the fence....:D
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LT2108
Grass isn't always greener on the other side !
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David
glock26USMC said:
Grass isn't always greener on the other side !
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True, but one usually doesn't discover that until after a massive effort to get there.
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Stratojaxter
When you're feeling down, try to make someone smile. You will most likely end up smiling as well.
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David
Never post on the "Alphabet Soup Game" after only two or three hours of sleep. You could end up making yourself look pretty stupid.
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Shooter
David said:
Never post on the "Alphabet Soup Game" after only two or three hours of sleep. You could end up making yourself look pretty stupid.
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I've learned to not get on before 5am. I go back and read my post when I've had no sleep and it's embarrassing.
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