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Lesson for the day...

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I think I want to start a thread, hopefully that will reach record-breaking lengths, about posters' "Lesson For The Day". I love putting humorous quotes like this on Facebook.

Lesson for the Day..... don't try to reset a mousetrap while drunk.
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So do we all post lessons, or are you posting one lesson/day? If you want us to post, here is one from me:

"Seek out people with different beliefs and views of the world to yours and get to know their side of the story, it might sway your perspective."
I want everyone to post. Post quotes, lessons, motivations, etc. Just keep posting. I am anxious to see how long this thread gets.
If you think the grass is greener on the other side, it's probably because there's more crap to fertilize it.
If it's manmade, it WILL break or wearout.
The amount of alcohol consumption one day, has a direct affect on the amount of pressure of the cranium the next day.
I don't care how old you get, the smell of crayons still makes you smile. :)
If you flick a cigarette or match in a pail of water to extinguish it, make sure its water and not gasoline.
Work eight hours and sleep eight hours and make sure they are not the same eight hours.:D
Never trust a woman or a government.
Before starting your car, make sure there's no cat resting someone under the hood.
My lessons today? Happy wife happy life. Learn it. Love it. Don't forget it.
my lessons today? Happy wife happy life. Learn it. Love it. Don't forget it.
+1000........
My lessons today? Happy wife happy life. Learn it. Love it. Don't forget it.
You're an idiot who does not take his own advice.

Repeat after me "Yes Dear".
When you decide to seek greener pastures, you realize that you are too old to climb the fence....:D
Grass isn't always greener on the other side !
Grass isn't always greener on the other side !
True, but one usually doesn't discover that until after a massive effort to get there.
When you're feeling down, try to make someone smile. You will most likely end up smiling as well.
Never post on the "Alphabet Soup Game" after only two or three hours of sleep. You could end up making yourself look pretty stupid.
Never post on the "Alphabet Soup Game" after only two or three hours of sleep. You could end up making yourself look pretty stupid.
I've learned to not get on before 5am. I go back and read my post when I've had no sleep and it's embarrassing.
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